fighting the war against blowing it

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one of my most favorite photos i have ever taken

mommy

BEE-ACH!!!

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whore

mommy

TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE

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ugly

mommy

BUGLY

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i got it from you

mommy

ONE IN EVERY FOUR PEOPLE IN nyc HAVE HAIR PIECE

i’m at home in los angeles right now and it feels great. so happy to be home, in my house with my family. especially since new york feels like a sweaty armenian armpit. here are the latest stupid pictures i wasted my money developing. 

i did this with neck in the bathroom at the fish. real classy san diego. check out that ill hand style. 

spanky was in town last week. ted asked if they could be bbm buddies like he was asking some hot chick out on a date, unconfident and nervous. spanky didnt actually know how to do it. so teddy alpha-maled and taught him how. it was weird.

todd was feeling extra drunk that night

if youre born a dude its for a reason. your not fooling anyone, your just making all the normal people feel weird when you walk into the brightest bar in manhattan with your dong poking out of your american apparel spandex. but then again, maybe im just bitter his legs are way sexier than mine.

observe how the mexican tries to find a sense of home outside his normal habitat by searching for a drop of the direst water possible, in this case, rain water off a fire escape. fascinating. 

spanky and mr. ben cho. just kiss already. jeesh. 

“look! im lissy” (damn flash. im so bad at this.) 

one night spanky and i were sitting outside the fish. this super rude human, said something that was negative for some reason, and of course, i said something back. he just looked at me and spanky, laughed, and pointed to me saying “first of all you look like a dude” then to spanky “and you look like a girl”. point taken.

dear ramona,

stop bringing gremlins to art shows.

love always,

pia

point taken again, i do look like a dude. 

dill just carries around epic headlines in his pocket. nbd.

if may could turn her face off id feel a lot better about my own.

sara 18 is back.

we went to santas after dill’s art thing with s magazine. this band performed. i dont know what they are called, and wasnt paying attention to the music. but they all looked like every other new rock band around, long hair, super skinny, jeans that would fit on my arms cheek bones you could grade cheese on and a cig glued to their hands. whos a good lil rock and roll star? someone’s been watching almost famous

then back to the fish

then last call with the razos. 

i wanted to post this a long time ago, but in an attempt to not be corny i didnt. then john freeman beat me to the punch, and since he did, (and i dont find him to be the least bit corny) im going to follow in his foot steps and share a this poem. it is so beautiful, and was sent to me by someone, who at one point, was incredibly meaningful to my life.

If …… by Rudyard Kipling (1865-1936)

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my apt has bugs

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and my cats handle it dude

ted barrow

eeww

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franlk just killed a fly

ted barrow

good for them

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like walked up to the wall there the fly was

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and just pressed his paw on it

ted barrow

cool

ted barrow

what’s franks last name?

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like a fucking jungle animal

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and with such grace

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frank garnaes arrobio

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pardon me

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frank augustus garnaes arrobio

ted barrow

did you know that there is a chemical in cats piss that makes women crazy?

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um…no

ted barrow

yeah that’s true

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i woulda named my cat frank white

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and the other one marshall mathers

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frank is wearing a tux like sinatra

ted barrow

but adding “augustus” to any pets name is pretty killer

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its my dads millde name

ted barrow

ill

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wanna keep it going

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tell me more about making me crazy

ted barrow

ok, so the cats piss

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and then you smell it

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and then you want more cats

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and you assign them personal traits

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and you think they do things with “grace”

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and imagine that these little house pets are like jungle animals

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you go to the books i go to the cats

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at east mine are living

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real things

ted barrow

mine make me smarter, yours make you batty

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SHIIT

BLOWING IT!!

im such a loser

http://teddybarrow.blogspot.com/

just thought id let you know.

lindsey thornburg shot by  olivia malone

i was smoking a cig outside of work and a huge limo pulled up. these two came out. i yelled at them “please tell me its prom night” they said yes and i got so excited. junior year i helped throw the prom, so i showed up, signed everyone in, and me and my best friend austin went to koi in hollywood for dinner. we went to an all girls school, so boys were no interest to us. we were in our own world. god i loved it. then senior year i missed my prom cuz i was here visiting my ex-boyfriend. i remember sitting in his apartment in bushwick, wearing one of his t-shirts and boxer eating cereal out of a huge plastic bowl. i told him it was my prom night, and he said “oh”. i guess being with my boyfriend in new york was way more epic, but i remember being really bummed that we werent at least having dinner somewhere or something. regardless, i wouldnt have had it any other way. being in love like that was like a million proms in one.

this is julia. we work together. shes a really lovely soul. 

work is so hard. i have to drink all the wine so i know what im selling. ugh. 

and thats my boss. enough said.

this italian dude comes in for a night cap every friday between 1 and 2. we tried to give him a make-over

gabi from three as four with maiko, my boss’s wife

these german dudes came in and left their al capone cigs at the bar. nbd.

i went to clems after work to see alicia and keira bartend. effing brooklyn. u need a facial hair, a flannel, or a dumb tattoo to cross the bridge. i have all three.

t-mo and that dude

lizard!! so happy to see him back in town. kid is the very first skateboarder featured in the new baker video. i love it when super broke people get super rich over night. he deserves it, he has the sweetest heart.

he wants to marry alicia, but then again who doesnt

went to albany on sunday for a relaxing memorial day with alicia’s family. she took me to this spot where she and her friends used to drink beers in high school. so beautiful.

she took me to the outskirts 

we picked up her lil half sister for the day

here she is with alicia’s lil brother. she nicknamed him kelly. hilarious.

alicia’s other sister. shes the wittiest 16 year-old ive ever met in my life

that lil kid on the right in thw swing said she was lost. her name was jj. she was beautiful. i wanted to steal her and force her into baby modeling to make some cash. but then her babysitter found her. bummer. i need the money.

“i want taco bells!” dont we all lil one. 

i let the lil tyke take use my camera. this was supposed to be of me and alicia. good choice in photo editing. just kidding!

last but not least a bbq before heading to the train to go back to the city. the train goes along what i think is the hudson. there are huge beautiful houses on cliffs and shanty’s on the water. it was so interesting to see a new landscape. below these retards are trying to make that weird sound with grass. didnt work. losers. 

oh! god! why! no!

more sara baller food making

haha inna….i got a photo of you!