fighting the war against blowing it

Two men and a juvenile are accused of digging up a corpse, decapitating the body and using the head to smoke marijuana, according to court documents.

Matthew Gonzalez and Kevin Jones have been charged with the misdemeanor offense of abuse of a corpse, said Scott Durfee, a spokesman for the Harris County District Attorneys Office.

According to documents filed in the case, Gonzalez, Jones and an unnamed juvenile on March 15 went to an Humble cemetery, dug up a man’s grave, left with the head and turned it into a “bong.”

Gonzalez told authorities about the incident Wednesday, and showed officers the defaced grave, including a 4-foot hole. Because of a heavy rain, officers were unable to determine whether the casket or the body had been disturbed.

 15 page paper due friday, 10 page due monday, magazine due tuesday. work tonight, friday and saturday. this is it deuds, crunch time. its going to be the longest 6 days ever. im a lttle disappointed with the universe today. if you find out that a dear friend of yours who texted you to hang out two weeks ago was hooking up with your ex boyfriend a couple months ago what do you do? im over the ex, thats not the issue. the issue is that she was there for me during my time of heart-break. “he’s a loser…i cant believe you dated him anyway…i have your back…blah blah blah” kind of embarrassing for her. i have so many other things going on so why do i care right? i care because i feel as though im a good human, and i want that goodness to translate into the world, and hopefully receive it back.  at the end of the day it just means i need to be more aware, although i thought i was, about who i let into my life. i know who my real friends are and i know who the fluffers are.  i suppose its a part of learning…so bring it on bro. one less number from my phone list, more time i can spend on those who i really adore. just got this roll developed. 

jason, wooo! mag, holding my bag, total fag.

ty and jr

my earring was floating around sweet p, landed on this dreamboats ear

and this hot mess

simon djing at sway

chillin

alicia sliced her foot open in our shower. got her aids everywhere. 

the arab parrot has been staying with us. funniest. dude. ever. we share a hate for cory kennedy, cobrasnake and aoki. go to his website.

dill is back! he got some joey semz lyrics tattooed on this chest.

“youve been to harvard, youve been to yale, ive been to rehab, ive been to jail.” 

“please don’t post any pictures of me”

my boss. he’s from milan. total cartoon character

most lovely human ever maybe. mr. dios. 

hi.

trust fund oreo

i went out and grabbed a drink on sunday night with alicia and her friends from albany, who are HILARIOUS

like this dude, who’s 45 feet tall.

balloons outside of meryls house

we asked for extra sauce from 7a the other night. they sent us 15. 

cinco de mayo at motorcity. clark, dashing as always.

DEUD DEUD DEUD DEUD DEUD DEUD DEUD

BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER

bill took this. photographers think they’re so effin cool

happy cinco de mayo!

“yea im a pot head, so what” this is what happens when u star in dazed and confused. you become dazed and confused 

i was the guest deejay at sway last week with jr and billy, two of my favorite people.

i mean, look at her. shes the epitome of a hot mess. this litte one will be one of the next big tings in film. her video was displayed at neck face’s last show in new york.

im trying to make bill fall in love with me but i dont think its working. in any case i hope our kids dont have his nose. on that note im taking boyfriend applications, i cool, clean and do laundry btw

then my lil old friend dyan reider showed up. too bad he’s not god looking or anything. i give it a year before he’s retardedly famous for skateboarding. lil dude has a heart of gold.

its kinda old but here’s a video of the dreamboat

then we went to club la

this mess was there

it was miss love’s birthday

this gorgeous man came along

so did aviva

foss, we can all thank him for that sweaty cig-filled dungeon 

cassie and harley

went to sweet p the next night. sam from missbehave was there. shes one of the first people i introduced to in new york. i really like her alot.

smoops was there…fuck this life…ugh!

deigo, hot nerd

i mean really?

jr’s to do list

beatrice to see lissie

standard

harifs new puppy, flip. ugly beast

alicia took this. can’t wait til finals is over and my computer isn’t permanently attached to my lap

the columbian playing soccer, me creeping a flick like a stalker. nbd. i met jack a couple years ago when he was managing the aNYthing store. i thought he was a total dreamboat. then i ran into him again a little less than a year ago when my face was broken. i was drinking at sweet p. he looked at me and said “what the fuck happened to you?” he told me i had gotten fat and that i had become a bar girl. i hate to admit it, but jack is the reason for a lot of the good stuff im doing in my life now. hes super honest, even when its really mean. but thats why i adore him. jack basically showed up in my life one day, told me all the shit i was doing wrong, and then went on his merry way. and thank god he did. hes a super good guy, and im super happy hes my friend. watch out for this one ladies. 

aviva turned 25!! (wink, wink)

look how beautiful she is! thats the dude the owns sweet p. i dont know his name. hes silly.

ian and annette were there. loooove them.

classy.

check out this babe. so much going on in that epic little brain of his. you can pour my drink annnytime. 

dave

cassie

dave’s jacket. super lame…..NOT

that trash can must always be filled with the best food cuz this man is always passed out in the same spot with food all over his face. 

alex p

dear ramona,

your cute attacks arent cute.

all my love,

v.i.pia

gre!

mexican dude

theskullset.com

yellow fever

public barfing…BLOWING IT. 

this is bjorn, he plays classical piano, and is going to be a doctor. such a catch. ran into him at lovely day, we loved each other, then we departed until i realized he owes me $40. met up at epsteins (i dont thnk i spelled that right) and we sat outside drinking and talking for 4 hours. then i went home, then we went to bacaro for dinner. then so the secret smokey bar. 4 dates in one day. it was beaaautiful. i love that about new york, you just never know.

while we were at eps, all the sk8er boyz showed up for some skate video thing. 

trouble

looooove these boys

this dude is NAILING IT!!

the only man allowed in my bed, sir frank.

alicia and i will be taking your questions. we will then be video recording our answers. we are a shit show, so its going to be incredible. there will be some guest appearances. questions about boys, girls, fashion, life, animals, sex, etc are al welcome. submit questions to piaarrobio@mac.com or under the comments of this post. 

its imperative that you go see this. two of my darling friends ben and dan have been working on this movie for a while. dan sent me this info to post. honesty this movie is unlike anything any of us will have the opportunity to see.

Since 1979 Clayton Patterson has dedicated his life to documenting the
final era of raw creativity and lawlessness in New York City’s Lower
East Side, a neighborhood famed for art, music and revolutionary
minds. Traversing the outside edge he’s recorded a dark and colorful
society, from drag to hardcore, heroin, homelessness, political chaos
and ultimately gentrification. His odyssey from voyeur to provocateur
reveals that it can take losing everything you love to find your own significance.

Captured
Thursday, April 24th at
6PM at
Cantor Film Center’s Theater 200, 36 East 8th Street (off University
Place),
NYC.